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Guerilla Marketing. This image is not real. The team didn't have enough time to buy real ads on wallstreet, so we did the second best thing. Faked it. Even if people know it AI, we achieve a similar effect to the real thing.
Kids have been optimized by 4 billion years of evolution to extract the maximum amount of resources from their parents without killing the parents.
Just hit my highest amount of impressions on this account ever in a day and I’m not even wearing a brand badge. What a waste. Some poor brand could use the exposure I’m sure but unfortunately I need to be very picky about this.
everything you invest in crypto goes down quite literally the only things, that are not down over any reasonable timeframe is BTC and ETH, and ETH barely there. all top 10 cryptos are down bad always all those raising 100s of billions in foundations, go to zero all the best
I muted this. Anyone with sense knows that after a tweet passes a certain number of impressions, you mute it. You wouldn’t know this, though, because you crave attention and need validation so badly that you sit there refreshing the comments. Someone had to screenshot your desperate pleas for my attention. So here, puppy, here’s the attention you’ve been begging for. And mind you, it’s the weekend. I highly recommend getting a life off this app. Maybe then you’d be less of a menace and more creative instead of a rage-baiting, insufferable, mid-tier manager. Since you’re so obsessed with my past, let me help you out: I’ve been running brand accounts for over eight years. I’ve managed 10+ accounts before moving into crypto five years ago. I founded my own company, led countless creative campaigns, and managed major socials across multiple categories in this space. I know you’re dying to know exactly which accounts I’ve worked on. But since I still lead strategy for a few of them, I won’t be disclosing that. If you had even an ounce of professionalism, you’d understand that. If you respected client anonymity, you’d understand that too. But you don’t. Because at your core, you are: -A mid-tier product marketer shoved into a social role far beyond your skill set. -Someone who thinks rage-baiting is a “strategy.” (It working on your personal account does not mean it belongs on the brand account.) -A guy who inherited a 3M-follower community and genuinely believes he built something. You could never create that from scratch, because you don’t have the ability, the instinct, or the discipline to run a real brand account. It shows. the Solana account is now just a flood of reposts. Which tells me one of three things: 1. You’re too lazy, or too dim, to create original content. 2. You don’t understand that reposting everything cheapens the brand. It screams “every shitpost is welcome as long as it mentions Solana.” 3. You have no sense of quality control. Solana Foundation didn’t hire someone qualified; they hired the “pain sponge” Toly described, someone willing to take the heat and say whatever as long as the the brand for gets impressions. And when the time comes to actually rebuild that account into something respectable, you’re going to be quietly shoved back into whatever product role you came from. My issue with you was never personal. It was about Solana’s marketing strategy. And as a marketer, I have every right to comment publicly. I know you think we all need to ask permission before doing anything Solana-related, but I still believe in the original ethos of this space: permissionless. Look it up. And some personal advice: If you’re going to be the face of Solana’s socials, grow a spine or shut up. People will have feedback. If your reflex is defensiveness, you’re proving my point, you are not qualified for the role. Seasoned social media managers know how to handle criticism. Only losers spend their Saturdays begging strangers online to validate them. Perhaps, like Base did, you should build a bridge and get over it.
i highly recommend you start building a habit of stealing more posts as you scroll the timeline once they notice you, they become more likely to engage back They might even fight with you in the comments for more engagement
The crypto trade is mostly over. Value accrual will primarily go to stablecoins and tradfi companies using their own blockchains (Stripe, Coinbase, Robinhood), not 95% of this dogshit Opportunities will mainly be in BTC, Privacy, Hype/DEX. Maybe AI/robotics x Blockchain in 2027+
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT! After careful consideration, I have decided to officially end my support for the Sui Network effective 30th November. Reason for this decision is the sudden termination of the Sui Ambassador Program. This program was a cornerstone of genuine community
You do understand what I do for a living? I literally make decentralized central banks and rebuilt Wallstreet on a blockchain
They are pulling out all the stops to try to manipulate Bitcoin lower using perps and futures and other derivatives. They are working overtime to try to scare people out of their corn. Do not fall for it. They are running one of the biggest scams I’ve ever seen in markets, period
Crypto is officially over. It is time to pursue a conventional job, as your family has always suggested. It has been a pleasure meeting all of you, and I truly value the friendships we have built along the way. Farewell for now. FYI, this is not a copypasta.